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Thursday 4 March 2010

Another 'funny' text!

Eddie wanted to have sex desperately with the hot girl from work, but she had a bf. One day Eddie got so desperate that he went to her and said ''I'll give you £100 if you let me have sex with you.'' the girl looked at him shocked and said ''Hell No!'' he said ''I'll be real quick! I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend over and get it and i will be finished by the time youve picked it up!'' she thought for a moment and told him that she would have to talk to her bf. So she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says ''ask him for £200 pick up the money really really fast and he wont even have time to get his pants down!'' she agreed and accepts the proposal. 30 mins go by and her bf is still waiting for her call. Finally after 45 mins the bf calls and asks ''what the fuck happened!?'' still breathing heavily she managed to reply ''The fuking bastard had it in pound coins.
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